oi!

i read a bedtime story to the fatman and his dogs tonight.


me : ahem.

i cleared my throat and opened up a book.

fatman: why are you wearing a night cap?

me: cuz i'm a gonna read you and yo' dogs a bed time story! fatman!

fatman: why aren't you wearing any pants?

me: once upon a time ago there was a cat named oscar who lived with a lady named ms. the lady. and oscar and ms. the lady lived happily ever after cuz they didn't live with no fatman or no dogs. the end. good night!

i close the book and proceed to snore.

fatman: is that it? a bed time story? its 2 o'clock in the afternoon!

fatman ain't familiar with cat naps.

O -out